I'm Sean Muthafuckin Corkum

[Sean Corkum]

And yeah, I'm totally full of shit.

Anyways.

I play both guitar and bass, but guitar is my main thing. I enjoy playing ye olde 4 stringer, but I'm more into just straight up thrashin and punkin and groovin on that thing. On guitar I pretty much love to play t3h metal, tis what I do. But I also happen to love playing a variety of different things, but once again, mostly t3h. It's what I'm good at, so I stick to that.

Currently I'm working on getting a project off the ground called Ashes of the Empire, it's pretty much a metal band that just does whatever feels whup azz at the time. Some of you may know it by the name Rocket Propelled Chainsaws, maybe you've heard the shitty little guitar track on the myspace. Who knows.

I love myself all kinds of music and all kinds of people. I'm down with a lot of shit and I also don't like a lot of shit. I'm quite the paradox of myself in the fact that I'm rather laid back but I'm also extremely high strung as well.

Anyways. If you wanna know more, hit me up here.

www.myspace.com/omenmk1

Oh, and here's my fugly mug to top it all off. Chow, bitches!!!

[Shayne the Kid]

Cigars FTW!

[brandon]

Nov 25, 2008 5:12:27 GMT -8 Shayne the Kid said:

Cigars FTW!

fer real. if i cant smoke a cigar and be edge at the same time, it's cigars all the way baby!

sean, youre a cool cuke.

[chris]

Nov 25, 2008 13:46:26 GMT -8 brandon said:

Nov 25, 2008 5:12:27 GMT -8 Shayne the Kid said:

Cigars FTW!

fer real. if i cant smoke a cigar and be edge at the same time, it's cigars all the way baby!

sean, youre a cool cuke.

UH-OH, HERE COMES THE STRAIGHT-EDGE POLICE!

[Shayne the Kid]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god, I love stereotypes.

[brandon]

that is an accurate representation. where does one find such an image?

[Sean Corkum]

Fuck the Police!!!

I'll repel them with my cigar smoke! One big enough draw and they'll go running for their mommies!!!

I'm Sean Motherfuckin Corkum and I don't take shit from nobody.

Except that asshole at Guitar Center this morning. That guy was a total prick. But. He was a paying customer.

Assholes.

Anyways.

LUNG CANCER FOR LYFE!!!!!

[Sean Corkum]

Hahaha fuck I looked at that picture again after I posted that. Goddamn it, it's only so funny because it's so true.

Sigh. I'm pretty sure we're gonna start pissing people off if we keep this up.

Oh well.

Lawlz to the SXE Mosh Warriors.

[brutalityincarnate]

loving the straight edge representation!!! haha

[Sean Corkum]

I'm Sean Mutha Fuckin Corkum.

And I'm not putting up with bitches who cause shit at shows anymore. I'm a name dropping motherfucker, motherfucker. Anybody with the cojones who REALLY WANTS to stop this shit. Lemme know.

[Take92]

Lung cancer for life. Genius.

[Sean Corkum]

Yeah, I know. Years of hacking and coughing, spitting up phlegm and gross shit . . . 'tis the only way to go.

[cody]

am i mistaken or did i see you at 3 inches of blood lastnight...

[Sean Corkum]

Oh you know. Where there's falsetto vox, intense thrash metal, and general talk of slaying orcs and enemies of metal . . . not to mention nuclear wastelands and a man who's early, I'm there.

Just howz I role.