Post by Lady S. on Feb 19, 2009 20:56:41 GMT -8
I'm Sarah. I turn 25 on Monday, although I still get carded for R Rated movies and cigarettes. I'm 4'11" and 486lbs. If you want to buy me a birthday present, don't bother. I take cash only.
I am sarcastic and rude, but don't really care. I graduated from the University of Oregon in 2006 and am starting my Master's Program at Pacific University in June. That means I'm going to be a college professor. So...there's a chance that one day I will OWN you.
I lived in Eugene until the tender age of 22, then moved to Portland, where I prefer the people and the food. The only thing that bothers me is the excessive amount of bicyclists and the fact that people call their spouses "partners." In keeping with true Portland tradition (I want to fit in with the sophisticated folks), I too have a "partner."
I quote movies on a regular basis. I have a myspace but probably won't add you because I hate lurkers. My "partner" and I have 2 children: one is a labrador/husky mix named Bowie, and the other is a siamese named Lady. They haven't had babies yet because they just started dating, and she won't let me trim her claws. My partner and i hate children, so don't expect ACTUAL babies until hell freezes over.
My favorite foods are mashed potatoes and pasta. I one day plan to make millions off a cutting edge hybrid potato-noodle entree. Look for me in Forbes. I subscribe to Consumer Reports magazine and could give you the specs on any late model car you can think of...as long as it's a rental car.
I'm not a scenester. Never have been, but it is a huge goal in life for me to become one. I am working on growing my bangs out again so I can cover one eye and look mysterious. I started going to shows awhile back-age 17 or so. I saw the drummer from The Used naked onstage once.
In a nutshell, I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I am sarcastic and rude, but don't really care. I graduated from the University of Oregon in 2006 and am starting my Master's Program at Pacific University in June. That means I'm going to be a college professor. So...there's a chance that one day I will OWN you.
I lived in Eugene until the tender age of 22, then moved to Portland, where I prefer the people and the food. The only thing that bothers me is the excessive amount of bicyclists and the fact that people call their spouses "partners." In keeping with true Portland tradition (I want to fit in with the sophisticated folks), I too have a "partner."
I quote movies on a regular basis. I have a myspace but probably won't add you because I hate lurkers. My "partner" and I have 2 children: one is a labrador/husky mix named Bowie, and the other is a siamese named Lady. They haven't had babies yet because they just started dating, and she won't let me trim her claws. My partner and i hate children, so don't expect ACTUAL babies until hell freezes over.
My favorite foods are mashed potatoes and pasta. I one day plan to make millions off a cutting edge hybrid potato-noodle entree. Look for me in Forbes. I subscribe to Consumer Reports magazine and could give you the specs on any late model car you can think of...as long as it's a rental car.
I'm not a scenester. Never have been, but it is a huge goal in life for me to become one. I am working on growing my bangs out again so I can cover one eye and look mysterious. I started going to shows awhile back-age 17 or so. I saw the drummer from The Used naked onstage once.
In a nutshell, I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.